A True Montanan

I picked this up the other day and was amazed at how true it really was!

Hope you enjoy!

You Know You're a True Montanan When...

• "Vacation" means going east or west on I-90 or highway 2 for the weekend.

• You measure distance in hours.

• You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

• You often switch from heat to a/c in the same day and back again.

• You drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

• You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).

• You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

• You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.

• You design your kid's halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

• Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

• You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

• A brat is something you eat.

• Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.

• Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

• You find zero degrees "a little chilly."